I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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