i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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