So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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