Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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