Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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