So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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