her vagine was all disorganized.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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