I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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