My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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