I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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