the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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