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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell

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(702): View more from Nevada

I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.

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(949): View more from California

My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.

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(904): View more from Florida

I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"

(575): View more from New Mexico

Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning

(1-832): View more from Houston, Texas

Damnit.

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(518): View more from New York

It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected

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(201): View more from New Jersey

as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP

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