It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
