remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I forget how to act sober
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