no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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