If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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