Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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