I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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