someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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