You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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