Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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