were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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Spinning.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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