Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.