My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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