TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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