i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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