1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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