Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Houston, we have a blender
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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