All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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