ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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