i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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