Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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