I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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