Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
tell me about the fingering
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