he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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