I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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