that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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