i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Less talking, more tequila
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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