I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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