I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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