I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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