...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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