C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Plan B is the new Plan A
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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