Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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