The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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