Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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