Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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