from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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