The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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