Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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