All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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