My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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