I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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