last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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